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Hello world, I'm back!! yeap i have been dutifully serving my national service for the past 2 years, and now i'm finally out, free and ready to blog. but before i start, allow me to just let everyone know roughly what to expect from my blog.

1. As the title suggests, these are MY rantings and opinions. u do know the meaning of 'MY' right? i don't strive to be politically correct or subtle, i just want to make my opinions on things. and i ain't gonna be ~~very~~ apolegetic about it. and no, i don't care about your opinions if u disagree with me. if i don't like your comment, *poof* i'd just delete it. 'MY' blog, remember?

2. this is not a usual oh-i-woke-up-late blaa blaa blaa-omg-i-had-so-much-fun-today! kinda blog. i'm not too keen on telling everyone what an asshole john doe was and how hot i think jane doe is. nonono this ain't ur run outta the mill blog (at least that's what i hope to achieve). this is not another one of those meme blogs. this is a bitchin blog, where yours truly gets to bitch about anything under the sun, from why those damned teenage girls on buses just can't shut up, and why the hell make stairs come before/after escalators instead of the whole way up/down.

3. I've just ORD-ed from army. in case u haven't been to army, let me tell u that we really don't use much standard english over there. i've learnt a wide variety of rojak english/chinese/malay/hokkien but it sure doesn't do much for what my secondary school English teacher would expect from me. plus, i haven't done any writing AT ALL for the past 2 years. So anyway, please forgive my tardiness and bear with the not-too-witty, simple vocabulary, bad-grammar-at-times english.

4. HTML. i used to think this was short for How To Make Love, until i learnt that it was short for... wait i still don't know what the hell it stands for! what i do know is that it's some sorta website design thing-a-majic that makes ur website look cool/pretty/cute/childish/low-class depending on how adept you are at it. well, as u can see from my layout for the time being, i forgot what little i know of HTML coding, so please bear with the simplistic layout at the moment and simply marvel at my fabulous linguistic ability (LOL).

5. ok before i say anything else, yes i don't like the government, i don't like the army, i don't like singapore, i don't like SMRT etc etc. but as far as politics go, u can rest assure that this is not a socio-political blog or whatever they call those political blogs. the most you'd get from me is a simple 'fuck the government laaaaaa' and simple layman shit like that. so i'm harmless!! pls don't charge me with the Internal Security Act!

so in a nutshell (ok it is a pretty long nut), this is what you can expect from 'my rantings'. i'll write in whenever i can and when i have the inspiration, hope that people will actually enjoy reading and not cringe. and no i will not have a customary 'sign off message' like everyone else.

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ok but i really have a burning urge to say this so i'd make an exception for this entry:

"ORD LOH!!"

edwardsam
9/10/2007 12:41:00 AM

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